Skip to main content

Constant Vigilance

Being on guard 24/7 and being ready for anything. Commonly seen during fierce dodgeball matches and the occasional game of four square.
Austin yelled "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" while dodging a ball

dodgeball camp intensity camp eagle feather four square
by The CIT July 4, 2011
mugGet the Constant Vigilance mug.

constantino

Has an enormous penoso and gets all the ladies
Hey wassup I got a big Pepe Constantino
by This is Const May 21, 2018
mugGet the constantino mug.

Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.
I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.
by network dog February 14, 2006
mugGet the Network Consultant mug.

constanta

Constanţa is the oldest living city in Romania, founded around 600 BC. The city is located in the Dobruja region of Romania, on the Black Sea coast. It is the capital of Constanţa County.

The city of Constanța, second largest in Romania, is part of a group of seven roughly equal-size cities which rank after Bucharest, Romania's capital. The Constanţa metropolitan area was founded in 2007 and comprises 14 localities located at a maximum distance of 30 km from the city and, with 446,595 inhabitants, is the second largest metropolitan area in Romania, after Bucharest.

The Port of Constanţa has an area of 39.26 km² and a length of about 30 km, it is the largest port on the Black Sea, and the fourth largest port in Europe.
- I live in Constanta.
- Great! ^^
by zeuSika June 24, 2009
mugGet the constanta mug.

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.
Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.
by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011
mugGet the Wadsworth Constant mug.

Consluting

When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.
Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.
by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Consluting mug.

constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.
Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."
by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010
mugGet the constant chimer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email