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california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
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Coolsmith

When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!
Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!
by sassyc April 29, 2010
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coolsville

Basically an even cooler way to say "cool." Can also refer to a place, be a conversation urger, or something to say when you have no idea what the other person is talking about. May have originated around the '50s, brought back by the movie Ghost World.
girl1: 8 mile is such an awesome movie!
boy1: yeah, coolsville.

boy2: Wanna go to the bowling alley tonight?
girl2: that place is coolsville!

teacher: we're going take the heterozygus allel for constricted pods and the homozygous allel for white seed color. aren't genetics fun?!?
guy3: coolsville.
by gimmieyertots March 7, 2005
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coolsome

Deriving from the word "cool", this word means "extremely cool".
Synonym: Wicked!!
That's really coolsome!!!
by -Nina- July 6, 2005
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Coolsome

Deriving from the word "cool", this word means "extremely cool".
That's really coolsome!!!
by -Nina- July 6, 2005
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coolstonks

coolstonks is a primarily Minecraft youtuber who makes great videos and has a cute voice
coolstonks is a great youtuber.
by turtleshelleater May 6, 2021
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coolstorybro

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.
Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.
by Vope March 14, 2011
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