A band that thinks they're rush, just a bit heavier. They suck horribly on their CD's, but even more live. All the singer does is play his guitar in a corner by his amps, cover his face with his douche bag-like hair, and scream with such a high pitched voice it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Long story short: Faggots
Person 1: "Coheed and Cambria is one shitty band!"
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
by sdwetwilly April 16, 2009
One of those trendy "emo" bands.
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
by Liberate te ex inferis November 16, 2004
Possibly the most pussy sounding band I have ever heard. No talent homos who just show anyone can get a record deal if they try hard enough.
by Shawn Jeck January 11, 2005
crappy emo band
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
by Mark December 08, 2004
Coheed and Cambria is a progressive rock band very similar to the band rush. They have released three concept albums all the same story told in different parts; they plan to release five parts in total. They have the potential to be a really good band.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
Coheed and Cambria sound pretty awesome until Sanchez opens his mouth, then I can't even concentrate on the music cause I'm laughing too hard.
by pash March 04, 2006
THE SICKEST CONCEPT BAND EVER!!! With such albums as Second Stage Turbine Blade, In Keeping Secrets of Silent earth:3, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV: Volume One: From Fear through the Eyes of Madness, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV: Volume Two: No World For Tomorrow, Live at La Zona Rosa and Live at Starland Ballroom they are quickly becoming a cult phenomenon! With influences such as Thursday and At the Drive In they have formed their own sound. Subconsciously sounding like former concept band Rush. They are one of a kind and worth every second or penny you put into them.
Dude 1: Have you ever heard of Coheed & Cambria?
Dude 2: Of course! They're only the BEST concept band ever!!
Dude 2: Of course! They're only the BEST concept band ever!!
by Big Eezy September 07, 2008