cognitive dissonance

Justin Trudeau's reaction to the death of Fidel Castro

'It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba's longest serving President,'
'We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.'

etc, etc.
yep this is called cognitive dissonance.

by i don't have a nickname November 27, 2016

dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Coonitus

A disease when a women starts to only like black men and then becomes a black man.

Yeah, that girl Sarah contracted coonitus so we had to shoot her before matters got worse.

by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

Cognitive Capability Fabrication

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

by Ardyneus December 25, 2019

Concitrix

A short ass Asian kid that regularly streams shit on Twitch thinking he can get views

Concitrix is a sweat at fortnite

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

cognitive_player

A Canadian Teenager who makes Animations on flipaclip and does other stuff

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the YouTuber cognitive_player?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE HE IS THS BEST

Guy 2: :(

by Legeckowasp June 10, 2020

pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation

In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

by nicmeister February 4, 2009