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cocktail flu 

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.
I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!
cocktail flu by Shmouse June 27, 2005

Cocktail Joint 

1. A joint rolled with hash aswell as weed and tobbaco.

2. A joint rolled with more than one type of weed in it.
Me: Ay, i got abit of dat hash left, wanna throw dat in with your weed and make a cocktail joint?

Tom: Yee man, roll dat shit up!
Cocktail Joint by Taskah Babee February 18, 2009

cocktail socialist 

Similar to the American limousine liberal, latte liberal, Australian chardonnay socialist and French "gauche caviar," this term is used to describe one who is both rich and a political leftist, particularly a social democrat.
John was a cocktail socialist. He indulged in expensive real estate, travel and fine wines, but drove a hybrid car with a Greenpeace bumper sticker.
cocktail socialist by mute_soul October 2, 2006

cocktail lesbian 

A bird who pulls her girlfriends when she's binge-drunk on mojitos.
Eve: God if there is one thing I hate it's cocktail lesbians. They are just so uncommitted to being gay!
cocktail lesbian by Ivre September 29, 2006

Cocktail-Ass 

A term used to describe a woman's posterior. I'm not entirely sure of its definition but due to context clues i assume it's a north eastern term of compliment. Possibly referring to the shape and density and ability to support a cocktail glass on the pinnacle rear convex. It was used by a new york man to compliment a dancers rear end. (Not to be confused to ass-cocktail)
Damn girl you sure got a fine cocktail-ass!
Cocktail-Ass by Tripodshits June 10, 2018

cocktail whore

A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.
cocktail whore by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018