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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019
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cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap
guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK
by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022
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Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022
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Cock Slap

When giving fellatio, the one who’s genitalia is being pleasured, pulls their penis out of the persons mouth and hits them across the face. This is done to add affect to climax, be degrading during sexual punishment.
I cock slapped her because she deserved it.
by Thedoggo October 8, 2018
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Slap Cock

It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it
Alex” - “You pussy
Younes” - “slap cock”
by Urban Dictionary Official site January 28, 2020
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cock slap

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard
by tickdick December 3, 2014
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cock slap

by Jhfffhjk April 5, 2016
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