combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

cobbina

A Cobbina is a Someone u can never go wrong with. They are loyal with a good heart and someone who will never go wrong in life girls don’t miss ur chance

A Cobbina is A kind loyal friend

by Knowledge guy November 27, 2017

back combing bitch

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

Cobbin' it

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend, god bless his soul) eats a large amount of corn the day previous to partaking in anal intercourse. This results in your genitalia becoming, effectively, corn on the cob.

Man, I was cobbin' it with lopez last night, I feel like a farmer.

by Boskette October 20, 2010

Cubbing

The pursuit of a cougar’s hot daughter.

If you hook up with a hot mature woman try cubbing her daughter.

Damn that cougar is hot, I'm about to cubb her daughter.

We're about to hit up Blue Martini for some cougar and cubb hunting.

by ezye76 May 29, 2010

Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 10, 2005