closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 31, 2007

Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.

"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"

by mezzos December 5, 2011

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

gap closer

An ability in a game that brings you near your foes.
Like a jumb, dash or a blink.

Person A: This character is pretty mobile.
Person B: Yea one of his abilitys is a huge gap closer

by Mihito March 12, 2022

Come a little closer

A song by cage the elephant

“Come a little closer than you seem , come on, come on, come on, things aren’t always what they seem to be”

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Closer

Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.

The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.

by Amaury Warfield October 1, 2005