Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

beaver cleaver

when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.

After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.

by Muffin Punkinpants July 8, 2010

Ward Cleaver

(v). To drunkenly uriante in your place of living anywhere besides the bathroom.

I totally Ward Cleaverd all over the kitchen counters.

by dontrelle September 22, 2006

Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

Big Beaver Cleaver

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Super Dan Cleavered

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.

Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered

by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020