claude girwho

Also known as Claude Giroux he is probably the most overrated player in the league abd all flyers fans have a huge boner over him even though he's a toothless Ginger who should stop playing hockey

Guy:Claude Giroux is filthy isn't he?

Kid:Claude Girwho?

by NHLDefinitions23 December 21, 2013

claude faustus

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

by CountingCurses November 24, 2015

Santa Claude

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.

Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.

by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010

claude x alois

I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*

Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.

by Krystal.R May 6, 2018

CLAUDEMIRE

A god/legend named after the Crob, the internal spirit of Claude. Born before all ages, he ruled the tesseract with absolute power. However, he became too powerful and was sent to Earth as a human. Today, he is now a child that is awaiting to be woke and become almighty once more.

How Dare you disrespect the name of CLAUDEMIRE.

by The meme historian May 24, 2018

Claude Frollo

The Main, Ill-Tempered Protagonist Of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame And Who Gets Angry Or Sometimes Even Enraged At Even The Slightest Act Of Disobedience. Which Is Basically Everything. He Smiles At People being tortured and is the minister of justice and a judge. He is very cold, reclusive, sadistic and got horny over a 16 year old Esmerelda and blamed her being a gypsy or as he would call it `a witch` for his lustful desires. Then he burns down the entire of paris to kill her
oh fuck it just go watch the movie please

Claude Frollo: "Like Fire- Hellfire- This Fire In My Skin.."
Frollo: "This Burning..Desire…Is Turning Me To SIN."
Me, Singing: "THIS BURNING, DESIRE..IS TURNING ME TO S I M P."

by emperorbelos May 11, 2022

Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008