Chonga

1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya

2.) Tits

1.) Hey Chonga mya! (substituting someones name for Chonga)

2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)

3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.

(Bob)......(scared shitless)

4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?

Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!

by Jetnick October 16, 2008

Chonga

A mexican whore. People who tear out their eyebrows and draw them in with sharpies, usually wearing large hoop earrings and dressing in particular clothes, usually along the lines of incredibly oversized t-shirts and torn or gaudy jeans.
Screws anything with legs.

In the same category as the gangster, the ghetto, the phat chicks, and the white trash

Corrie is such a wannabe chonga. She screwed every guy on the block. It's too bad she's white.

by Pop! Goes Your Dignity December 9, 2008

Chonga,

a female monkey, common named 'mary' the one who does, staking, touching people, chasing people, and more things that monkeys do, basically

Did you see that chonga, 'i beat it like a chonga' ;

by SomeoneNamedSomeone May 8, 2009

Chongas

A tobacco or marijuana smoking implement

A Chongas is commonly known as a Bong

by Princess Baby Lemon Muffin February 28, 2009

Chonga

Used to describe a song that is better than your average song. Invented by Mike of dance rock duo Remarks.

Have you heard the new Remarks tune at facebook.com/officialremarks

Yeah, it's a massive chonga.
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by ladygagasunderwear June 30, 2011

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

Chonga-kong

a chonga but wayy more extreme they can be fat,ugly both or even a dude who is dressed up like a chonga

DUDE:yo bra checkk out the chonga
OTHER DUDE: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong!!
DUDE:skeen thats a dude bra haa

by MR MOD16 December 18, 2009