by POOPNAKA January 9, 2009
Get the Chodemug. by Tranosaurus Rex December 1, 2016
Get the Chodemug. by Zorgon September 27, 2006
Get the Chodemug. by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019
Get the Chodemug. (n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
Get the Chodemug. I tried to have sex with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what position we tried he couldn't penetrate me...even the slightest bit.
by Tombaleena February 14, 2009
Get the Chodemug.