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Chingrish

A joke, used primarily by Muricans while ordering sushi in Chinese restaurants, that may come off as plain racist instead of racist but funny since the Chinese have no problem whatsoever saying the word English. (Well, ok, yeah, it's going to be Een-guh-lee-shuh at first because of the short syllable thing, but the *L* is fine, dammit.)

It's the Japanese who can't say L to save their lives. (Literally. In World War II, American GIs would use "lolapalooza" as a shibboleth. Chinese allies could make the perimeter easily, "Nips" starting in with rara... got finished up with lead flying their way.) Since the Chinese and Japanese have some history, it makes the confusion especially unappreciated. (Mandarin can't say L at the *end* of a sound either ("towel" turns into either "tower" or "tawo"), but that's beside the point.)
Hey! Chang! Hit us up with some of that Chingrish! Ching chong ling long ting tong!

Tamade SB! My name is Chaahng and I haffa no probalem speak Engelish! You arways cannot teo Chinese from Japanese. I *hate* fucking 小日本!

Brooo... not cool. You shouldn't be so racist, man.
by Laowai-tse August 19, 2013
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Chinless Wonders

A phrase popularised by Kim Woodburn in Celebrity Big Brother 19 after she used it to describe some of her fellow housemates who blindly follow Nicola McLean
Kim Woodburn: They're all a bunch of chinless wonders
by RockyG101 February 3, 2017
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Chingle

The status of someone that is single but has children
"She's single why don't you ask her out?"
"Na, she's chingle, I can't be dealing with that."
by polop91 April 4, 2015
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chingle

David: There is no change from dinner!
Caroline: That was a $20 bill, not a five! You chingled me!
by cmlcml August 1, 2008
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Chingrish

A language (Ranguage), used primarily (Primariry) by people who are learning English, who currently 'speak a Chinese'. This is very stereotypical and found in countries where English is the first (Primary) language. To speak fluent (FRUUUENT) in the Chingrish language (Ranguage) you have to change l's to r's and add emphasis on certain words. Now that you have mastered Chingrish you will be able to communicate with the Chinese community. GUNG HAI FAT CHOIIIIIIII

EXAMPLES OF CHINGRISH SPEAKERS:
JACKIE CHAN
OWNAGE PRANKS
TUONG LO KIM (ASIAN MAN FROM SOUTH PARK)
KIM JONG UN
KIM JON IL
EXAMPLE:

ASIAN MAN:
"HERRO WERCOME TO PF CHANG'S RESTAURANT, I AM PREASEDDDDDD TO MEAT YOU. WOULD YOU RIKE SOME WHITEEEE RICE WITH THATTTT APETISR PREASEEEEEEEE?"

RUSTOMERRRR:
"OH, I SEE YOU ARE ARSO FRUENT IN THE SPEAKING A CHINGRISH RANGUAGE. I AM PREASED TO MEAT YOU."
by Kaz_ December 14, 2013
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chinglen

a chinese man selling momos in india
ayy look its chinglen!
by poiluioplot May 17, 2020
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chenglish

innaccurate or faulty translation from Putonghua or Chinese into English, frequently humorous
Chenglish translation: keeping a firm gripe on the breaklever
English translation: keep a firm grip on the brake lever
by michael loaring December 13, 2007
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