childe

genshin guy with jiggle physics on his dick

person 1 : did you see childe's jiggle physics
person 2 : yea now he makes me wanna suck on that d-

by iwantedtousemebutohwell April 6, 2023

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

childe main

A childe main is an interesting creature. They usually request to join your world and then ask if you need help or want to make out. If you decline, then they will usually say "alright then girlie, see ya." And if you happen to accept, they will show off by solo-ing 4 bosses in a row. Their language consists off, "girlie", "bbg", and many other flirty words and gestures. There is no known way to avoid Childe mains, as they are sneaky and tricky.

"A childe main requested to join my world earlier. They asked me if I was single."

by d0kid0ki4ever March 23, 2022

Childe Mains

People who are either hot, gay, and makes genshin coops into Grindr

I’m childe mains

by fruity alcoholic October 15, 2021

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

by kagehara June 22, 2023

childe tartaglia

the 11th of the fatui harbingers and also the hottest genshin character to ever exist

do you know childe tartaglia?
yeah he's incredibly sexy

by childesimp June 5, 2021

Childe effect

The Childe effect is the effect for which everyone wants to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them, it is named after the Genshin Impact character Tartaglia "Childe" the eleventh harbinger of the fatui

The Childe Effect: wanting to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them
everyone:"wow I hate Childe!!!"
everyone after a maximum of 2 days:"I want to fuck Childe in the ass!!!"

by Balls and Balls and Cock March 1, 2021