by fuehrerboy November 1, 2007
Get the chickenmug. Dave Chapelle: I was in Mississippi I go to the resturant order some food and i said 2 the guy "i would like 2 have" and before i even finished my sentence he said...
waiter: the chicken
dave chapelle: wtf i can not believe dat shit this man is absolutely right i said how did he kno, that i was gon get sum chicken..i asked him i said "how u kno dat, how u kno i was gon get sum chicken" he looked at me like i was crazy
waiter: come on buddy now everybody knew soon as u walked through the got damn door, u were gonna get sum chicken, it is no secret down here that blacks & chickens are quite fond of one another....LMAO
Dave chapelle: All these years i thought i liked chicken cuz it was delicious, turns out im genetically pre-exposed to likin chicken..i got no say in the matter...lol
waiter: the chicken
dave chapelle: wtf i can not believe dat shit this man is absolutely right i said how did he kno, that i was gon get sum chicken..i asked him i said "how u kno dat, how u kno i was gon get sum chicken" he looked at me like i was crazy
waiter: come on buddy now everybody knew soon as u walked through the got damn door, u were gonna get sum chicken, it is no secret down here that blacks & chickens are quite fond of one another....LMAO
Dave chapelle: All these years i thought i liked chicken cuz it was delicious, turns out im genetically pre-exposed to likin chicken..i got no say in the matter...lol
by lala1 August 6, 2008
Get the chickenmug. by christina aka chicken April 17, 2007
Get the chickenmug. by thisisPATRICK! February 25, 2010
Get the chickenmug. 
1) "Dude, look at that chicken."
2) "Dude, let's go eat some chicken."
3) "Dude, you wanna see my pet chicken?"
4) "Dude, chicken chicken, bwaaaak bwuk buuuk!"
2) "Dude, let's go eat some chicken."
3) "Dude, you wanna see my pet chicken?"
4) "Dude, chicken chicken, bwaaaak bwuk buuuk!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003
Get the chickenmug. A filthy, fat animal. It is not good enough for anything, just struts around squawking. Little girls are often the victims of harassment by chickens. Chickens prefer white outfits, despite the fact that the white shows their plump stomachs. It is best to avoid chickens at all costs!
Girl: "OHMYGOD. This fat chicken has been squawking at me for an hour! When will it realize its too dirty for me to talk to?!"
by chickenandsalamanderhater June 29, 2011
Get the chickenmug.