bag of chestnuts

A sexual move performed by a man on a woman in which the scrotum (i.e. nut sack) is raked and in some cases smeared across the breasts (i.e. mammaries). The move may further include dipping the scrotum in the woman's mouth and/or a declaratory statement proclaiming that the woman is the recipient of a bag or sack of chestnuts.

I gave my girlfriend a bag of chestnuts last night and she was all about it.

by Dinger IOIO November 16, 2009

Morris Chestnut

The act of spilling one's seed upon the chest of an unsuspecting lover.

Having little to nothing to do with the actor himself.

Dude. She was sucking my dick, and I wanted to be courteous, so instead of pitching for the throat, I gave her the old Morris Chestnut.

by KayteeBlue August 30, 2010

Chestnut Mare

A female horse of red color. They are known for being bitches, which is true. But they can be pretty amazing too.

They say you got to beware , you'll have nothing but trouble with a chestnut mare . .

by yeshhhhhh June 6, 2018

Water chestnut

It is when a couple enters a body of water, and the male repeatedly slaps his testicles against the partners chest until reaching completion.

*Note* While this act is not limited to heterosexual couples, at least one of the parties involved must possess a pair of testicles.

"No, I do not enjoy fellatio. I mush prefer doing the water chestnut."

by Channa59 October 3, 2011

Chestnut

To punch somebody for little to no reason

"So we were at this bar having a good time, when out of nowhere Zach just chestnuts a complete stranger, and we got thrown out.

by Rob Freidman January 27, 2008

Chestnut Lake

The best place you could possibly spend your summer, and escape from reality. Where you can be yourself. Where it’s not the minutes, it’s the moments. Where everyone brings out the best in you. Where you can live life. Where you can face your fears. Where you can live out loud. Where you can be the best version of yourself. Camp. Home

Always true, dear Chestnut Lake.

by Jordan18405 August 13, 2018

radioactive chestnut

The act of inserting your partners testicles in the microwave for precisely 33 seconds. After they are toasted to perfection, suck on them until some form of cancer is obtained. Enjoy ;)

"Dude, lastnight, me and Courtney tried out the radioactive chestnut. She has leukaemia."

by Saucy buck November 17, 2016