Charity Chuckle

When somebody cracks a painfully bad or awkward joke and you throw out a quick little laugh to avoid the awkwardness.

Dude, stephen had the worst racist joke, i gave a charity chuckle so it wouldn't be awkward.

by Jiff Ratchet November 23, 2010

chasity belt

Actually, it's "chastity belt". Otherwise the given definition stands.

My mother had a chastity belt. My father busted that thing wide open.

by khiddy June 13, 2005

Chasity

The Most Amazing Girl You Will Ever Meet. She Will Make You Happy When You're Sad. Brown Hair And Brown Eyes. She Means The World To Her Girlfriend. No Matter What Chasity Will Always Have Your Back. She Is Beautiful, Smart And Funny. She's Never Turned Her Back On Her Girlfriend. No Matter What She Will Always Be The Best.

Person 1:You See That Girl Chasity
Person 2: Yea
Person 1: Imma Marry Her One Day

by jAKSNHFKJADSFNHIUADFIUADBFAS November 28, 2012

chanity

Chanity is a very loving person. she is there for others more than she is there for herself. she loves to be surrounded by her loved ones but often gets overwhelmed. she loves her alone time, sitting outside looking at the stars. she has a big heart and loves everyone. she also has a bad temper and often seems to hold it all in but when she’s busts it all comes out.

someone: chanity is a great person and has a huge heart
other person: she really is

by moomooboo July 11, 2019

charity wipe

Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.

I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.

by Micah A. March 15, 2008

Charity Orgasm

An orgasm which is given out of an uncomfortable sense of duty; much like parting with small change when confronted with a bucket shaking Salvation Army worker. You don't want to give it, but you'll be made to feel a total shit if you don't.

Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.

He closed his eyes and thought of Beyoncé whilst making his charity orgasm donation to his long term "fat", "rancid" and "skanky" girlfriend.

by MagickDio October 15, 2010

Charity

Charity is just a girl who wants people to understand and love her. She has gone through many things in her life and is ready to feel wanted. She is a fairly attractive girl with a huge heart. She is passionate for the things she love and do. Charity is probably one of the best things you could ask for in your life because she understand.

Person 1: Are you alright?
Charity: Yeah, I’m just fine. But really, how are you?
Person 1: Thank you for asking..I have really been down in the dumps lately and...

by eggkid May 31, 2020