Caucasian

A Branch of Asians that are paler in skin tone and has less natural intelligence than the main branch
Jeeze man, you got a 80 on that test? your such a caucasian..
by stupidlazyazn November 05, 2009
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Caucasian

Dumbest ppl to ever exist
Caucasian boy: I'm Caucasian.

Ppl: ThTs why no one likes you
by Taliabay December 20, 2016
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Caucasian

A fancy word for all Ching Chong soyboys in disguise.

Caucasian = Cock Asian
Cock Asian = Ching Chong
Thus implying, Caucasian = Ching Chong
Q: Why does that pretty lady have a dick in her pants?
A: Coz' she Caucasian, man!
by Wanton Potato November 22, 2019
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caucasian salsa

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
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Caucasian Falls

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"
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the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"
by Truthinthehouseo'lies March 05, 2012
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Caucasian Cove

Caucasian Cove is when all the white kids in school sit together in the cafeteria or other various classes
“I wanted to go to the vending machine but it was way too close to the Caucasian Cove.”
by Cindy Harcum November 03, 2018
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Caucasian Blindfold

A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.
Wife: How was work today, Honey?

Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.

Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?

Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.

Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 08, 2011
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