The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
Get the colon carnagemug. The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
Get the carnage candymug. by Chrolsen January 6, 2009
Get the anal carnagemug. Ultimate myspace whore. Probably better than Jeffree Star. Fierce and stunning, Chloe Carnage is a household name, spanning her talent and fame worldwide. She is the new an upcoming sensation. This bitch starts trends.
by CRNGFAN69 November 12, 2009
Get the Chloe Carnagemug. A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
Get the Jack Carnagemug. by X Drk Ar0w X September 1, 2009
Get the Clan Carnagemug. When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.
Saul: Man, last night I Spiderman that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.
by Kakashi Itachi April 2, 2019
Get the Carnage that hoemug.