Carb Queen 

An individual, usually of the female sex, that lives and breathes strictly for the sole purpose of eating anything, consumable or not, that would fit within the perimeters of her "rather cavernous" mouth that is characterized as a carbohydrate. The term "queen" is loosely used and can be substituted for terms such as "fiend," "junkie" or "addict" A carb queen usually has a rotund figure similar to the Michelin man or the common domesticated cow or swine.

JIMBO: Babe what do you want for breakfast?

CARB QUEEN: I'll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.

JIMBO: Babe you hungry? What do you want for lunch?
CARB QUEEN: I'm so craving a pack of hot dog buns!

JIMBO: Babe it's dinner time what.....(gets cut off mid sentence)
CARB QUEEN: Trying to watch my figure, I'll just have a box of spaghetti.

Carb Queen by the princess and hebrew slave November 23, 2011

carb stick 

cigarette

Hey Bro, I ran out of carb sticks, got a spare?

carb stick by Bagger762 January 26, 2010

Carb Therapy 

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

Carb Therapy by Katy808 December 11, 2012

carb siesta 

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

carb siesta by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

carb hit 

A carb hit is when you take a resin hit out of the carb and not the bowl.

Tom: I just took a fat carb hit

carb hit by Richie__Rich July 21, 2016

Carb Daddy 

The equivalent to a sugar daddy but instead of giving money they buy you food

My carb daddy bought me a nice dinner last night.

Carb Daddy by Fuckboi'99 June 2, 2017

Carb yarn 

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

Carb yarn by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017