axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion
Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.
by Poop McFly October 03, 2007
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full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.
by Raw ghost rider November 03, 2023
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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010
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Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.
I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.
by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020
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A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
by Imthehamman July 01, 2023
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sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 08, 2017
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waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call someone.
by Turd mongler February 21, 2016
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