accidental mashup of "allies" and "colleagues" from dopey Qpublicans trying to sound smart
Lauren "Qbert" Boebert had a visit with Fixed Noise and said "my Alleagues in congresswill come around" to our radical policies nobody likes. after that verbal diarrhea, Qbert went and did a live hit on OANN.
A university where either you feel so homesick dat you "go E.T." at every chance ya get, or they let you make free telephone calls as a perk for attending.
Since inexpensive cell phones and budget usage-plans are da norm these days, da concept of a "callege" is not such a big deal anymore, since you can now "phone home" whenever you want, and for little or no cost, as well.