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Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity
1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.
by Big L September 1, 2008
mugGet the Cadbury's Fingersmug.

Cadbury Cunt

A person, typically male, who is susceptible bouts of ego tripping and yet is unable to drink alcohol without wetting himself, pull a decent girl or dance normally. generally known to talk himself up then punch the porcelain after two pints.
"shit bitch, Jon-paul's such a cabury cunt, he had two drinks at rocket, attempted to hook up with the bartender over the bar, who is male, then proceeded to dance for fifteen minutes like a mong. then he flung chunks at some poor bird and piss himself. worst drinking partner everrr."

"fuuuuuck, your a cadbury cunt" *spoken to an individual whilst they vomit up the two beers they had drunk at the Westlakes shore tennis club*
by Bitchnipple October 4, 2009
mugGet the Cadbury Cuntmug.

cadburys canal

Ones anal passage - usually used when describing homosexual activities
Oi batty - get your pork sword out of his cadburys canal.
by Si-J September 8, 2006
mugGet the cadburys canalmug.

Cadburys Finger

The sexual act whereby the male inserts his finger into the females anus then places fecal encrusted finger down the same females throat
Hey Rhiannon, I'm gonna give you a Cadburys Finger whilst you're sleeping tonight
by Dr Roomheads Quarters February 17, 2010
mugGet the Cadburys Fingermug.

Mr. Cadbury

A person who is known to frequently finger anus's
"aww man,he is such a Mr. Cadbury"
"Are you a Mr Cadbury?"
by Cheeseballer April 15, 2008
mugGet the Mr. Cadburymug.

Cadbury Nigga

A person that's brown/black on the outside, and white on the inside.
Carlton form Fresh Prince of Belle Aire was a Cadbury Nigga.
by MaxP0wer July 16, 2006
mugGet the Cadbury Niggamug.

cadbury's corridor

sexual term for a womans anus

see also bournville boulevard
“she let me stick it up cadburys corridor last night

“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”
by uncle salty May 11, 2004
mugGet the cadbury's corridormug.

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