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Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.
Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.
by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009
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Habanero buttsucker

The exquisite act of swallowing a hot dog whole and passing it through the digestive tract to the anus where it is released by the sphincter and then sucked back into anus. For a more homoerotic experience some choose to cook the hot dog till it's nice and plump and then freeze it solid in it's plump state. This gives the hot dog the feeling of a thick erect penis when it is being sucked back into the anus.
Me: How come I have 8 buns but only 4 hot dogs?

Red: I used some earlier, I saw them and couldn't resist doing a few quick habanero buttsuckers.

Me: I was going to grill those!!!

Red: You still can.
by The notorious B.I.C. June 15, 2010
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de buttsecks

1337 for "the Buttsex" anal love. the love from the ass.
by JDOGG June 1, 2004
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buttsecks

Unprotected anal sex. A phrase often used on the IGN Vestibule to describe two males giving one another orgasmic anal pleasure by way of a double-headed slimy black used didlo.
SDM: y helo thar buttsecks????! lOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

ASI: yesplz
by someone February 24, 2004
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buttsecks

SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
I had buttsecks with my stepmother.
I am buttsecksing you.
by tehJennifer December 28, 2005
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buttsecks

in the words of C. Montgomery Burns:

"Excellent".

see - turd burgling.

and the Vesti doth spread...
Buttsecks is the favourite passtime of the Vesti population
by The Burl December 30, 2003
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Rice ButtSecks

by BROSKEEE March 18, 2009
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