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busted spokes

A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.
I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.

As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.
by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008
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busted daisy

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission
Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.
by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004
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Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.
I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.
by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005
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bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.
"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"
by The kids are gone August 10, 2021
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busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.
Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!
by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007
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Busted Biscuit Tube

When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.
Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.

Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.
by mulletia September 11, 2009
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busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed
I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
by DWRmeat July 14, 2017
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