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wrinkled brown trout 

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.
That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

peace out brown trout 

to leave quickly, like a trout. most likely used in an awkward situation.
john:"are you leaving already?"
sally: "uhhh yea peace out brown trout"

corn speckled brown trout 

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

Fishing for brown trout 

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).
I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

Alabama brown trout 

"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."

"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"

Corn Eyed Brown Trout

A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.
Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.