Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Shootin the ol beef brisket

A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.

I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.

by Chronological June 24, 2021

Meemaw’s Brisket

A reference from the sitcom television series ‘Young Sheldon’.

Meemaw = Grandmother
Brisket = A cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal.

Sheldon: I know Meemaw’s Brisket recipe.
George Sr.: What?
Meemaw: No, you don't.
Sheldon: Yes, I do. And in order to bring peace to this family, I'm prepared to make it public.

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

brisket

Term used when you see a woman with a tiny waist, wide hips, and thick meaty thighs. Briskets is the plural usage for multiple women seen together at once.

Went to the club and saw the baddest brisket.

by NotAFatMan November 13, 2020

brisket

The leftover foreskin, taken off by a rabbi at a bris (circumcision ceremony)

The Lubavitcher Rebbe, after performing the bris, tossed the brisket in the basket

by TheBigErn70 March 13, 2007

brisket chucker

when one shaves a girls va jay jay and throws it in her face

he is a totally brisket chucker...all chuckin briskets in ladies faces like it aint no thing...

by Lil Jlev July 3, 2007

Lump Brisket

A spin-off game with a similar game base strategy to Limp Biscuit. It is when a group of friends (guys only) all shit onto a flank (preferably Brisket) of beef and then proceed to pack the steamy shit meat into a condom and begin to dildo fuck each other. The last one to nut has to eat the meat.

Mother, "How was last night hanging with your friends Michael?"
Michael, "It was great mom! We all played lump brisket and Adam lost!"

by BingoWingz November 19, 2017