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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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rock bottom

Rock bottom is sitting in your one bedroom flat at 25 years old, eating the last bit of peanut butter with a spoon for dinner because you haven't had the mental energy to buy groceries in a month, reminiscing about how you used to at least know people in college even if you didn't ever talk or hang out much, staring listlessly at your steam library but not seeing anything that looks fun and spending the evening dicking around on reddit before going to bed too late, getting up for work at 6AM feeling like death, sitting in a noisy office for nine hours while getting maybe two hours of work done, spending the entire day just wanting to go home, but when you do finally go home you don't have the energy or motivation to do any of the things that used to interest you and you spend another evening doing nothing while getting a chronic sense of emptiness and unease about the fact that you're wasting your few free hours before going back to bed and starting the cycle over, and this lifestyle continues for months and years as the days start to all blend together in your memory and you feel like the last time you did anything of note with your life was receiving your college degree.
Damn, I just hit rock bottom what do I do now

I have hit rock bottom
by dragxnwaters May 9, 2020
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party bottom

A gay male who receives anal sex from all of the other men at a party.
Skeen took all ten of us in a row--he is such a party bottom.
by twister sisty March 28, 2021
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muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.
I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!
by Walaboom January 21, 2017
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bomton

The word bloods use instead of comtpon
Nah FAM he's from bomton
by Handles1996ztv November 6, 2015
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Bottom-Line Feeder

A corporate executive, usually high up the chain of command, who makes decisions for a company based on financials alone and not based on natural fluctuations, ebbs, and flows of the market.
After the company reduced its workforce by ten percent in order to satisfy the bottom-line feeders and their need to increase revenue, customer service suffered and many patrons sought help elsewhere.
by Brian Wild January 14, 2008
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