coke bonner

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.

"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."

by Huntycfc91 December 16, 2015

Shaun Bonner

a simp

Shaun bonner is such a simp

by Rsdakilla January 29, 2020

hudson bonner

The type of dude to eat and skeet

Did you see hudson bonner?

Ya he did the ol’ eat and skeet

by Taylor223 May 24, 2021

hudson bonner

The type of guy to smash then pass

That one ugly chick: hudson bonner just had sex with me then left .
That one uppity chick: why do I care your ugly

by Cuntnugget445 May 24, 2021

nerd with a bonner

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)

nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus

by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011

crock and bonner

Slang for cock and balls, derived from the clothing brand croft and barrow.

Then she licked my Crock and Bonner!

by Trobb23 November 17, 2006

shit bonner

when you get a bonner while taking a shit or before taking a shit.

while i was using the bathroom a got a shit bonner

by 102938475610293847561029384756 August 25, 2010