BONK

The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.

Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"

by hglly April 26, 2020

bonk-on

a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

"my God Dave, did you see that girl?! she's fine! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now"

by TomTom20 June 23, 2008

bonking

Having Sex

He was bonking his lover

by weird jazz August 13, 2003

Bonked

Something or Someone thats Fucked up

That girl's shoes are BONKED UP!

That party banthin was the bizz. I was bonked the bonk up.

by calbonk August 13, 2006

bonk! bonk!

1) A word used to get on other peoples nerves.
2) When poking someone, some people say "Bonk! Bonk!"

*POKE!*
"Bonk! Bonk!"

by K-aye May 3, 2006

Bonk On

Erect Penis

"Bro, you have a bonk on"

by abbyl January 8, 2012

Bonke

A one-of-a-kind term that wholeheartedly encompasses stupidity and and insularity when spoken out loud. Popularized by a first generation Chinese-Canadian, "Bonke" is an abbreviated pseudonym that originates from its contemporary British-English slang term, "Bonkers". The term "Bonke" in of itself showcases a notable removal of "rs" from the end of the word, and is purposely intended to resemble the similar term, "monke".

An excellent example of this would be...

Thomas: "Ayy lad, you best get your arse a'lickin and skedaddle outta here."

Joseph: "Bonke"

by Mr.Kinslayer February 14, 2021