Down south blowtorch

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

by darkoathangel May 18, 2020

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Blowtorch

When the oral bottom is "blowing" the top's genitalia while scratching his/her (the oral top's) anus, causing a burning sensation, hence the "torch" portion of the word, along with oral stimulation.

"Oh god, Chris just gave me the best blowtorch, but I think I'm bleeding from the wrong hole."

by DrakkyChan July 29, 2014

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire August 13, 2017