A town in the north west of England, approximately 50 miles from Manchester.Blackpool is without a shadow of a doubt the most dismal,suicide provoking and disgusting places you will ever visit.
i heard the Uk government were planning to test nuclear weapons in Blackpool in the hope it might kill some of the scum that live there.
by MaddieMcantfindher July 25, 2016
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Lad - Oi go in headline n get us some jps players red n some voddy or ill stab ye nan.
Old man - Where do you think you are son.
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Blackpool, a seaside town, located in England, obviously. It's known for a Giant Rusty Cock (Blackpool Tower) in the centre, people are generally stunned at this and must enter for whatever reason (maybe they think the structure is a subliminal message for the best Cat House ever).
However, there is more attractions than the Giant Rusty Cock, many more actually (all being shit, but that's not the point). You have the Pleasure Beach, but I esure you; you won't get any pleasures there (or if you define pleasure as going on a bunch of rusty, unsafe structures for an overpriced payment). Inside the Pleasure Beach, there is many rides, such as the 'Big One' (if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is). Then there's just rides that are too tragic to name.
Then there's the public, boy howdy - how amazing. It's friendly, very friendly I tell you. Homeless, chavs and drug addicts will remind you that Blackpool is the ideal vacation for you! Asking you for spare change, a lighter or prehaps just to give them a handjob because you seem to have a 'pretty face' in the eyes of a middle age'd crack addict.
But overall, Blackpool does have its upsides. I mean, who else has a Dixyland?
However, there is more attractions than the Giant Rusty Cock, many more actually (all being shit, but that's not the point). You have the Pleasure Beach, but I esure you; you won't get any pleasures there (or if you define pleasure as going on a bunch of rusty, unsafe structures for an overpriced payment). Inside the Pleasure Beach, there is many rides, such as the 'Big One' (if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is). Then there's just rides that are too tragic to name.
Then there's the public, boy howdy - how amazing. It's friendly, very friendly I tell you. Homeless, chavs and drug addicts will remind you that Blackpool is the ideal vacation for you! Asking you for spare change, a lighter or prehaps just to give them a handjob because you seem to have a 'pretty face' in the eyes of a middle age'd crack addict.
But overall, Blackpool does have its upsides. I mean, who else has a Dixyland?
by Adamrhere November 28, 2010
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They are from Kansas City, Missouri.
The band was founded by Jim Suptic (guitarist), Brian Everard (bassist), Billy Brimblecom (drummer), althought Billy left the band... but Billy was an awesome guy; he had cancer in his leg.
Blackpool Light's first full album, This Town's Disaster, was released in June of 2006, from Curb Appeal Records.
The songs on This Town's Disaster are:
This Town's Disaster*
Blue Skies**
Empty Tank*
Maybe Just Maybe*
It's Never About What It's About*
The Truth About Love**
Goodnight to Romance**
Crash Sounds*
Cursed By Yourself*
Lost Without You*
Unlucky*
and The Last Place*.
(*My favorites. **My favorite favorites... Although I like all of them.)
They have gone on to make music videos, which are also very cool.
A band that I greatly respect.
They are from Kansas City, Missouri.
The band was founded by Jim Suptic (guitarist), Brian Everard (bassist), Billy Brimblecom (drummer), althought Billy left the band... but Billy was an awesome guy; he had cancer in his leg.
Blackpool Light's first full album, This Town's Disaster, was released in June of 2006, from Curb Appeal Records.
The songs on This Town's Disaster are:
This Town's Disaster*
Blue Skies**
Empty Tank*
Maybe Just Maybe*
It's Never About What It's About*
The Truth About Love**
Goodnight to Romance**
Crash Sounds*
Cursed By Yourself*
Lost Without You*
Unlucky*
and The Last Place*.
(*My favorites. **My favorite favorites... Although I like all of them.)
They have gone on to make music videos, which are also very cool.
A band that I greatly respect.
Person 1: *singing* Please don't wait forever, please don't throw it all away, I'm watching these blue skies fa...
Person 2: Hey, that's a cool song, where'd you hear it?
Person 1: Oh, it's from this really amazingly amazing band called Blackpool Lights!!11!1!!
Person 2: Wow, they sound wonderful!
Person 1: They are. *smilesmilesmile* (:
Person 2: Hey, that's a cool song, where'd you hear it?
Person 1: Oh, it's from this really amazingly amazing band called Blackpool Lights!!11!1!!
Person 2: Wow, they sound wonderful!
Person 1: They are. *smilesmilesmile* (:
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by thats my way March 19, 2013
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Oh hello, Rawia, hold on a second while I put on my blacktooth. I'm driving right now and I've already hit 2 cars this morning.
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Stan gave his girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach last night and now his knob's as raw as an uncooked steak!
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