blackholing

When someone has read your text but doesn’t respond

I turn my read receipts off so no one can cause me of blackholing them.

by InsideJokester May 23, 2018

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Spawn blackhole

A blackhole that came from another one, (ie. clone blackhole).

'A mother blackhole cloned into two baby blackholes-one of which was a spawn blackhole and the other was the original one.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

blackhole it

Blackhole it: Smoke a pipe and in the bowl area inhale the left over smoke and hold it in for 3 seconds

dude #1: timmy! Blackhole it!

Timmy: whaa?? -* as he holds a pipe normally after taking a hit*
dude#1: Yeahh you know! where you turn The pipe around and inhale the smoke leaving the bowl!
its worth it dude. youre holding in the previous smoke bruv and then you inhale even more on the other side!
Timmys gf: oh sh!t thats so cool! your lips look like the black hole 🕳 wowza

Timmy: okay im gonna do it

god: Thank me later

by Jannnnn January 21, 2021

Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.

'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).

'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.

'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022