Bjorn

Somebody who wears the skeptic/john face

hey look at that bjorn

by UnusualBjorn March 31, 2024

Bjorn

Bjorn is my ex. He is from Belgium and I am starting to fall in love with him again. We hug and hold hands and I dont know where it came from. We broke up a year ago but now were back on track again. He is so perfect and so handsome and I just want him with me rn.

Hey bjorn you are beautiful.

by Tablecoolswag October 31, 2019

Bjorn

bjorn has such a big cock OMGGGGG!!!

Ahhh bjorn stick yout large cock inside of me ahh

by Pussydestroyer187 November 26, 2021

Bjorn

A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)

Bjorn is a boy who you can be very safe with.His best friend always forgets his b-day

by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021

Bjorn

A man who if you look away for a minute will have his but in your face and penis on neck

I want the strange man bjorn to leave my home

by Apollo09 August 25, 2022

Bjorn

Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.

Hey, i heard in the shower rooms Bjorn has a 6.9 inch dick which doesn’t fit!

by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021

Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”

“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”

by Sailor plue April 12, 2023