Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

by YesOkCool May 22, 2018

Jesse bo Bessie

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.

That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.

by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023

Bessi

Bessi is a muscle monster and no one wants to fuck with him. He has the biggest dick in the world and is rather stoopid. This is Bessi.

Bessi

by Bessi_beast33 April 18, 2019

Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.

Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in

by Massive vomit cock October 7, 2019

Bessie

A stereotypical name for a cow, usually in children’s literature or television.

Woah, Bessie! Careful! Easy, girl! (So on and so forth)

by Twyst66 June 4, 2021

Bessie

bessie (noun): aka bestie, or best friend. A bessie is someone you call bestie so often it sometimes comes out as bessie.

Bessie (adjective): A Bessie is a 'Karen' who's actively complaining.

(Noun) "Oh my gosh bessie!! Look at her butt!!!”

(Adjective) "She's being such a Bessie! Quit complaining about the cost of Starbucks and just pay the barrista already."

by Quite_contrary July 27, 2021