Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

Coppin' A Beej

Transitive verb. Present and future tenses.

1. A man searching for oral sex at a bar, beach, church, or any place where a social function is occurring.

2. A man having oral sex performed upon his person.

Can also be a used as a past tense verb. "Copped A Beej"

Origin: Midwest United States

1. What are your plans for tonight John?
-Why I'm going to be coppin' a beej at the church social Jim.

2. Adam copped a beej last night from Sally; what a beej champ.

3. I think you're talking about the guido 10 yards away, who's coppin' a beej from some fat girl.

4. You boys don't know the first thing about coppin' a beej.

by Beej master January 21, 2010

haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

heej beej

Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.

by Luois McQueen February 28, 2008

Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

deej beej

n. a beej from a DJ.

deej beej, like we're talkin wxyc style.

by wxycdj October 21, 2008

Muscle Beeje

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje

I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.

by Traytsa August 8, 2007