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spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019
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bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)
All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.
by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007
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Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009
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voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
by PhantomToe October 29, 2007
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clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
by beej760 June 13, 2008
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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