Beantown Brown

A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.

Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."

Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"

by Wannabe Urban Girl March 19, 2011

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Beantown Pressure Cooker

The intense bloated feeling you have after a night of eating chilli and hard drinking.

I was lucky to make to the bathroom before my Beantown Pressure Cooker blew.

by JohnnyH June 17, 2016

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Beantown

Another name for Boston, MA.

It helps people from Boston know that your not fucking from there.

Tourist: I love Beantown!

Bostonian: Get the hell out of my city you ducked tahd.

by AdamLetourns May 19, 2019

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The BeantownFren

When a thicc baddie with a kingsize backside sits on your face.

Mike: Wassup with that baddie you met at the farmer's market?
Dave: We met for drinks, discussed natural remedies then she gave me the Beantown Fren.
Mike: uh, what?
Dave: In the splendor of her presence, she exuded both grace and strength. A statuesque beauty, tall and commanding, she carried her 220 pounds with effortless poise and confidence. Her presence was both comforting and overwhelming, like the embrace of a gentle giant. As she sat upon my face, there was a sense of regal authority combined with tender intimacy, making the moment both breathtaking and deeply personal. The BeantownFren was a blend of power and tenderness, wrapped in the elegance of her form and the warmth of her being.
Mike: Yeaaaah boooooi

by Rugged Rocket August 7, 2024

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