A Barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. They may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can't get away fast enough. This happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then SLAM!
Me: Can you take these meals out, please mate?
Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.
Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.
by Snezzle April 06, 2010
A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 28, 2019
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 06, 2022
The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.
by Butlerman December 14, 2021
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