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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh
by deebsmo November 22, 2021
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Balls Day

Me: "What are you dressing up as for Balls Day?"
Balls Day Enthusiast: "Balls."
by NotAFurry2 November 8, 2021
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Balls day

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
by Cum-lord-master-dominator-bruh November 8, 2021
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Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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Kick balls day

by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022
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