ball park

To sneak up behind someone, grab them by the hair, pull their head back and then reach around and smack them in the face with a raw hot dog.

I am going to ball park Drew.

I totally ball parked Drew last night.

Next time I see Drew, he's getting a ball parking.

by onlyanightmare August 21, 2008

ball-park figure

An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use.

Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"

by glointhedark May 10, 2005

ball park wiener

Getting fucked up the asshole while watching baseball

"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "

by AgentWashington March 9, 2017

Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.

It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.

by anonymous November 18, 2020

MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE

It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.

COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022