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International Baccalaureate

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)
"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"
by masochist69420 February 26, 2017
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Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused
just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think
by dan102 September 20, 2010
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bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
by Joe Saylor September 6, 2008
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Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.
After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.
by Stampy October 27, 2011
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Bacon Tits

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
by Markoos13 February 17, 2021
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Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?
by Brightshadows April 24, 2010
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Bacon factory

It's a bacon factory out there. Shit.
by lama163 March 14, 2009
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