When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit. When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.
Blumpkin Backfire (adj.) "Fuck man I was with this hot slut on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted... next thing I knew I was butt naked jerkin' my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho's tank top!"
by Tyler Breckenridge December 18, 2005
Get the Blumpkin Backfire mug.Dude, I was getting this wicked BJ and I thought she was going to swallow, but she made me backfire.
by suchalamerequirement November 26, 2007
Get the backfire mug.1. to fuck up whilst hitting on a girl.
2. the name of a song by the popular liverpool band the wombats. based on an incident of the same type featured in item one.
2. the name of a song by the popular liverpool band the wombats. based on an incident of the same type featured in item one.
It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine
I'm out on a date tonight
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
Everything’s going alright I guess
She took down my number and home address
Everything was going perfectly until...
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco, I did something I'll never forget
It was a chat-up line built not to impress
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going home alone tonight
I made a move when it was well out of context
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco
I did something I'll never forget
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
I made a move when it was well out of context
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco, when she slapped me at the disco
It backfire at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
the wombats song describing how the lead singer 'backfired at the disco'.
I'm out on a date tonight
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
Everything’s going alright I guess
She took down my number and home address
Everything was going perfectly until...
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco, I did something I'll never forget
It was a chat-up line built not to impress
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going home alone tonight
I made a move when it was well out of context
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco
I did something I'll never forget
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
I made a move when it was well out of context
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco, when she slapped me at the disco
It backfire at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
the wombats song describing how the lead singer 'backfired at the disco'.
by farisrotter July 30, 2007
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When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
by Quakeulf October 30, 2005
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Get the backfire mug.The horrid event that occurs when your woman craps in your bed after you pull out of her ass. The boulder toss part happens when you forcefully hurl the backfire at the rear of her cranium. Very nasty...
"Yeah man when I pulled out and she backfired on my new linens, I picked her fecal matter up and nailed her with it!"
"Wow man, the legendary backfire-boulder toss!"
"Wow man, the legendary backfire-boulder toss!"
by Hanzo Steel May 19, 2006
Get the Backfire-Boulder Toss mug.When a friend is getting head and his girl/slut decides not to swallow and said friend busts in his face (accidental/on purpose). This act is compareable to spider man shooting his webbing in his eyes.
I think Kyle just did a backfire again.
Gee wiz I can not believe the call him Backfire.
I hope Ashley does not find out about my backfire incident.
He has an issue with the G-Spot, so he tends to backfire.
Gee wiz I can not believe the call him Backfire.
I hope Ashley does not find out about my backfire incident.
He has an issue with the G-Spot, so he tends to backfire.
by Crippler8 February 24, 2008
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