Atilla the Pun

A title given to those who can successfully string together multiple puns in a short timespan.

Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."

Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."

Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."

Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

Mark: "uhh-"

Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"

Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!

by Drewbie91 June 13, 2009

atilla

Gods gift to women

ohhh Atilla! YES! YES! MORE! oh Atilla! stop! TOO HARD! THATS BETTER! HELL YEAH Atilla!WOOOOOOOO_HOOOOOOOOO OH OHO OHHOHO YEAHHH Atilla! MORE MORE DONT STOP OWWW AWWWWW Atilla! YEAH YEAH YEAH OWAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by pablo January 25, 2004

Attilo

A spider-like Asian character who is rock solid on the outside but a soft gooey mashed potatoe on the inside goes great with a vianna

"Oh gosh that Asian!"
"Who? Attilo?"

by MaysRays July 1, 2014

Left in the Attic

A badass three piece all girl bluesy punk rock garage band originating in The Bronx, New York. They formed on October 24, 2008 and have been rocking ever since! All their music is original and is based on real life events. These tunes were produced by Metal Rob Kissner of SoundSideSound Studios. These talented ladies draw a wild crowd weekly at a bar in Greenwich Conn. and they have been described as "One of the only all girl bands that does not suck!" and "HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" It is not uncommon for girl's panties to be tossed on stage during performance. Followers of the band are known as "The Attic Kids," and the phrase "Getting Left in the Attic" was coined to describe a variety of situations. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF THE BRONX! It is highly recommended that you visit their website (WWW.LEFTINTHEATTIC.COM), listen to their music and hear what truly amazing music sounds like!

Line up: Jacks: Guitar/Vocals

Murphy: Drums

Crissy: Bass

VISIT THE SITE: www.leftintheattic.com
BOOK THEM A SHOW: [e-mail]

OMG Natasha, I just got back from the Left in the Attic show, and I had seven eargasms!

Oh man Billy, what happened last night? All I remember is getting Left in the Attic!

LEFT IN THE ATTIC IS THE BEST BAND OF RECENT TIMES!

by Papa Danger June 19, 2010

Attelia

Italian name;bright princess. Meaning beautiful presence.

Who's your mamma? Attelia's your mamma.

by Tricky001 February 4, 2010

Attalia

A young girl who can get confused about herself but overall she is really smart but doesnt believe that and beautiful she can make u happy she is hilarious and definitely makes people laugh she loves music and yes she can get emotional sometimes those are the times she'll need you most so try and be there for her she has your back as long as you have hers thats also a good way to gain her trust she is strong so i suggest you stay off of her bad side she is a complete BADASS she is 100% thick and brownskin she has small chest but their growing most of all she is a loyal partner as long as you ride or die she'll love and provide just don't break her heart you could havw her as a partner bestfriends or anything for that matter just keep her close and don't forget her

Naeem:yoo who that?

Me: a new girl named Attalia i would make her mine if she was gay

Naeem: even though i dont know her like that i heard she was bisexual

Me: bet watch this

Naeem: ayeee i see you go get her bro

by Thereal._.1 November 9, 2018

Atila

Atila is usually a very hot person. He has a very large dick and has other names like “Mr. I steal your girl“. You shouldn’t write Atila with a double t when you want to continue living. When you get Atila as a boyfriend then you reached your highest goal of all goals you will have in your life.

Random: Hey you are looking hot. When your name is Atila I will fuck you..

Atila: My Name is but I, I will fuck you!

Random: Sure. (goes wet)

by User1945 November 23, 2021