asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

[assfuckery]

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

ASSLICKER6699

the coolest person you will ever meet, you wish you were me bitchasswhore :))))))))))

squeen - hey, don't you just wish you were ASSLICKER6699

peaches - ya but I will just shake my ass

by ASSLICKER6699 April 25, 2019

asslice

when you sex someone in a burger king bathroom then the next day your itching your butt and your all like damn i got asslice.

Dude that girl at burger king gave me asslice.

by TANOBEAR March 24, 2017

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.

"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."

by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020