someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.
by bob cox eb September 25, 2011
Get the assclownmug. A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
by barracuda75 October 16, 2008
Get the Assclownmug. Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.
by EyeHeartA2 January 13, 2008
Get the assclownmug. by iamjustarandomperson October 19, 2017
Get the assclownmug. by One little hellian February 23, 2017
Get the Assclownmug. A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.
by King Crab. March 17, 2011
Get the Assclownmug. Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush.
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement
by US inhabitant September 22, 2005
Get the assclownmug.