gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Asdickxiation

Death by suffocation due to dick.

Inability to breath due to a penis blocking your airway. Can lead to death if prolonged

"Bro did you hear what happened to Kayla last night?"

"Yeah I hear she was being mouthy so her man gave her the asdickxiation"

by twyliiight December 21, 2020