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Apartmentalize

When you know you have things to accomplish throughout the day but you can't bring yourself to leave your apartment.
Man, I really need to go grocery shopping but after the long night I spent drinking on Saturday, all I've done is apartmentalize today.
by Ashes2Ashes85 October 2, 2011
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Apartment In Delaware State

Acronym for AIDS like House In Virginia is an acronym for HIV.
They say Bishop Eddie Long got a House In Virginia but I think he upgraded to an Apartment In Delaware State.
by Michael & Michele September 8, 2016
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apartmentheid

The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.
Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!
by jamejamejame April 26, 2017
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 15, 2015
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apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! August 4, 2008
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Apartment Ninjas

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.
by ApartmentNINJAS June 10, 2009
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apartently

Apartently I can't spell.
by Okwbfk July 13, 2017
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