Announcers

Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.

Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Anal Announcement

Involves a 5 storey chocolate fondu fountain!!. Ppl have marshmellows, fruit etc, is lovely, but then Henry makes the revelation of the century!

An example of an Anal Announcement:
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"

by LAhappyguy November 23, 2006

Announcers

By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.

Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Announcery Ferfouncery

Profily's nickname for the announcer.

What about me, Announcery Ferfouncery?

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.

Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.

by armanie69 January 3, 2022

important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023

TO BE ANNOUNCED

Awesome band from devon, uk
www.tba-music.co.uk

TO BE ANNOUNCED PLAYING LIVE EVERYWHERE

by INSANEJACK May 7, 2009