living amish

Having to spend a certain amount of time without any luxury items(TV, computer, music, etc...) or other extended privileges like hanging out with friends.

Always applies to children when they are grounded by their parents.

Derived from the lifestyle and/or religion of amish people.

I made five F's on my report card and my mama told me I would be living amish for a month.

by Greg Albanese February 15, 2005

Amish Point

When someone does not keep up with popular trends in technology. It usually manifests as a deliberate refusal to embrace new programs or devices. Can also be used as a defiant statement when experiencing difficulty while learning a new technology.

“Why does John still use a flip phone?”
“He’s reached his Amish Point and hasn’t gotten a smart phone. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.” Smh

“I won’t let Windows 10 defeat me. I haven’t reached my Amish Point yet!”

by Summer_Better_Than_Others September 3, 2017

Living Amish

Your life after losing electronics, Ipod, and cell phone privleges after using poor judgement

Hey, why haven't you text me? Dude, I'm living Amish.

by LittleBubba June 13, 2010

Amish Soak

The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina without thrusting. There must be no movement once the penis is inserted. Any movement after insertion will nullify the soak.

I was given an excellent Amish soak by Molly however I sneezed and the soak ended with a cream pie.

by Cjmalloy March 23, 2019

amish shoe

say it out loud "i miss you"

John: Paul I haven't seen you in three months! Amish shoe.
Paul: Amish shoe too

by jjojojoj November 4, 2010

amish blitzkrieg

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

amish bowling

It’s bowling but the pins are amish people and the ball is your car. Hitting an individual Amish is 10 points while hitting an Amish on a scooter is 15 point. What you really should aim for would have to be the buggy’s because they’re a whopping 25 points each.

Bro what am I supposed to do the bowling alley closed down? That’s easy bro Amish Bowling.

by Reejus Crust May 13, 2020